During a visit to downtown Eau Claire, a drunk man approached a group of friends. He began talking about how depressed Americans are and why the Japanese are happier people. One of the friends argued that Japan has a high suicide rate. The drunk man said that they happily commit suicide and they are happier because their Es and Ts are in proper alignment. This is due to eating wasabi. The drunk man wandered away but left a hero is his wake. Thus Wasabi Man was born!