Leave My Movies Alone!

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a floop.

​I try really hard to avoid talking about politics. I don't really care about them, so why should I say anything? However, in recent years, politics have slowly been creeping into my love of cinema. I'm told that if I don't see a movie that I hate women. I'm told that something called "trigger warnings" should be placed in front of films. I'm told that if I don't agree with Hollywood's politics that I support Trump. Do you people hear yourselves when you talk or are your heads so far up your ass that you don't know WHAT words are coming out of your mouth? All of you dregs of society should seriously be given a blindfold and a cigarette.

Look, I'm not really for killing a bunch of mongoloids for having a different thought process. However, they are extremely frustrating to deal with. I don't care which side of the autism spectrum we call a political compass you fall on, both sides have these people. I remember the Right calling out a few films a few years ago to be shut down. The Left is now calling to censor movies about the US Civil War. Oh boy, wait until you vermin find out about Birth of a Nation. Better yet, wait until you discover the follow-up Intolerance. Look dudes, I don't really give a crap about politics but seriously, leave the art alone.

One of the biggest reasons I haven't fully migrated to streaming is the fear of the mongoloids. I still buy DVDs/Blu-rays because I don't trust those people. I've seen what they did to South Park. I've seen what they did to Splash. I've seen what happened to Adventures in Babysitting, Toy Story 2, and several other movies.

Digital really is the way of the future. It will control your mind, control your thinking. Did you imagine that scene being in the movie? It's already happening. People told me that I was paranoid but Disney+ has already started it. What's to stop other companies from editing movies? You can't watch five episodes of South Park on digital because some pussy terrorists didn't like them.

Go ahead and say I'm paranoid. Go ahead and say "RJ, you played way too much Resident Evil as a kid that it warped your fragile little mind. That's why you fear big corporations." That may be true, but Resident Evil taught me that big corporations will lie and shouldn't be trusted. They are only about protecting their bottom line. If they change an album, an episode, a movie, all in the name of protecting their bottom line; they will. This is not okay, art needs to be protected at all costs...especially if it's those Star Wars VHS tapes in your basement.